NFN
May 16, 2021
Humbled and honored to be included in this collection of poets and writers.
Transformed
My matter
Into bits
Now I’m a Non-fungible Negro
#Poleaxed
The haters
With this trick
So I’m a damned digital hero
I’m coming to
Your Twitter feed
If you cut me
I won’t bleed
I bring this world
What it needs
I’m Cyber
Johnny Appleseed
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Time too, flies
January 14, 2021
Cleaning up my files, I found this story I submitted to be published by 101words.com five years ago. In light of the pandemic, it seems almost prophetic…
Billions died from the virus. Billions more died from civilization’s collapse – and attendant disease, starvation, war. Fewer than 100,000,000 people were left on planet earth. Them and a trillion flies.
These flies were different. Big, stinging horseflies had gorged on the dead and grown in numbers and size and deadliness. These flies had teeth. They hunted in swarms, millions strong; eating everything in their path.
Swarms were called “shredders.”
This shredder had descended upon the farm a couple of weeks ago. That is why the man was pulling on his protective hoodie and mask. The cows needed milking.
He hated flies.
—DeRicki Johnson
The Maze
June 25, 2019
“Don’t let go!”
“Gotcha buddy,” said the black stranger with a silver glint in his lopsided smile. “We gotta work together if we gonna get outa this maze.”
Growing closer, the Minotaur roared.
10 years later, his hand still itched where he’d lasered off the swastika tattoo. The bar was crowded and noisy, but behind him a familiar voice cut through the chaos. “Gotcha, buddy!”
They embraced, grabbing each other’s wrist in Roman-style handshake. Anyone observing might have mistook it for fraternal ritual, but it was the grasp that had pulled him back from that pit’s edge so many years ago.
Superhero Senior Citizens
November 4, 2018
Here’s a humorous piece about getting old. I really think by isolating and ignoring older generations, younger generations are growing up without the benefit of the wisdom and experience of our “senior citizen superheroes.”
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Superhero
Senior citizens
Sitting
On a bench
Decked out
In their costumes
Case they’re needed
In a pinch
They’re past the time
When fighting crime
Was a simple cinch
Flash has got a bad hip
From a running accident
Batman lost his tool belt
Don’t know where his gadgets went
Superman’s forgotten
That sometimes he is Clark Kent
And if you spook The Man Of Steel
You can make him flinch
Old age is a cascade
Of sadly failing parts
Just ask these ailing Supers
As they sit and sigh and fart
-DeRicki
Refugees Of Eden
December 31, 2017
The sun and moon
And seasons
Our dreams
And all our reasons
Wrapped in sweet epiphany
We refugees of Eden
Thru life’s tribulations
Our Creator to us calls
Urging us to rise again
Every time we fall-
To dance in cosmic harmony
We living – one and all
-DeRicki
Hello darkness, my old friend…
December 19, 2017
Death
Has been
My running mate
Since my egg first split
I guess She is a friend
Of sorts-
A friendly nemesis
And tho I know Her,
Oh so well,
There are no benefits
The relationship
Is doomed to fail
When we finally kiss…
-DeRicki
(Image artist unknown)
Reality hack, alternative facts
December 18, 2017
Since when did truths
Become alternative?
Ain’t that a fine
“Howdy ya do”
And what about
The words we speak
Do their meanings
Come in “alternative,” too?
As in “up” is “down”
“In” is “out”
And good old
“Red” is “blue?”
It defeats the purpose
Of language
In which case you
Might not know,
“I’m huntry en I liken peas
A dishes lee dainty sang witch…”
In this
Alternative universe
Our Earth is flat
New thin is fat
And racists never
Lynched a black
If that foolishness ain’t enough
Here’s an interesting fact-
According to Texas school books
Dixie’s slaves were immigrants!
This is not right
Just stop it please
Alternative facts?
There’s no such thing…
(Unlike Bigfoot
Or the girl from “Ring”)
Fiction is fiction
Fact is fact
And never the twain
Shall be the same
If someone tells you
Otherwise-
They’re playing
The “mind f*ck” game…
-DeRicki
Led Zeppelin ~ Over the Hills and Far Away
October 26, 2017
I am listening-to-StairwayToHeaven-in-a-dark-smoky-room-with-blacklight-posters years old, so naturally found this article fascinating…
One of my favoritebands and one of my favorite songs by them. I found out some interesting facts about the song also. Robert Plant’s lyrics were inspired by the book The Hobbit! too cool!
Enjoy! 🙂
@justagirllost2
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This evolved from the Yardbirds song “White Summer,” an acoustic solo by Jimmy Page. Many of the same riffs and chords are in it. After The Yardbirds broke up, Led Zeppelin continued to play “White Summer” live. >>
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This was one of the few Led Zeppelin songs released as a single in the US. It made it only to #51.
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The music was inspired by Jimmy Page’s Celtic ancestry.
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This began as an instrumental. Robert Plant came up with backing tracks then lyrics.
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Plant’s lyrics were inspired by the J.R.R. Tolkien book The Hobbit, and to Tolkein’s 1915 poem of the same name. “Over The Hills And Far Away” describes…
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Meeting Life’s Dark Wife
September 8, 2017
Death was, and was not, what I expected. The dark flowing robe, the hood shadowing a gleaming skull – it was all there. The eyes were a surprise though. On close inspection, the dark sockets contained galaxies of stars, whirling slowly in the black void. What I didn’t expect was the feminine vibe – not sexy, but motherly.
We stood side by side over my peacefully reposed body, a book held loosely in my dead hand.
“Damn, now I’ll never know how it ends.”
“IT WOULD SEEM, FOR YOU, IT ENDS ON PAGE 178,” said a voice like granite mountains colliding, with the hint of a melodic echo.
“Are you a woman?”
“LIFE IS THE CREATIVE. I AM THE RECEPTIVE. SOME CONSIDER THOSE MALE AND FEMALE FORCES, RESPECTIVELY; BUT AS TO YOUR QUESTION, I HAVE NO ANSWER.”
“Did you have to kill me now? I have so much left to do!”
“I DO NOT KILL. SINCE YOU SEE ME AS FEMALE, THINK OF ME AS A MIDWIFE, ATTENDING YOUR BIRTH INTO THE NEXT PHASE OF YOUR JOURNEY.”
Death chuckled – mighty boulders crushed together at the ocean’s bottom.
“A WRITER ONCE REFERRED TO ME AS LIFE’S DARK WIFE.”
I recognized the words. They were from my poem, “Danse Macabre.”
“IT IS TIME.”
“But…”
“IT IS TIME.”
Death pointed a bony finger to something behind me. I felt a hot dry desert wind at my back. Turning, I saw sands stretching into the distance. A glow on the horizon could have been a setting or rising sun – or perhaps the lights of a city. Interesting.
“What’s out there? Is it heaven, or…the other place?”
“I DO NOT KNOW. I CANNOT KNOW. IT IS ONLY FOR YOU TO DECIDE.”
Death slowly faded away. Alone in the desert, I sighed. Then I began to trudge toward the light.
-DeRicki Johnson
Felix Speaking for Himself
April 23, 2017
Pay the man, Assaph. He doesn’t seem the sort whose bad side on which you want to be! ;-D
As part of Virtual FantasyCon (that awesome event where Murder In Absentia received an unprecedented five awards ;-), we did a blog hunt. Since I ran two blogs, I participated twice – and gave Felix a chance to speak for himself in one.
Of course, the bastard went ahead and started to curse me for making him work. Apparently he’s not big on doing self-promotions without immediate pay.
This post was originally published on Diane Riggins site. I’ll let you read Felix’s words for yourself.
Salve omnibus. My name is Spurius Vulpius Felix, sometimes known as Felix the Fox, though almost everybody calls me just Felix. It means Fortune’s Favourite in my language, but I’m afraid I am more like Furtuna’s favourite butt for practical jokes.
Actually, you may know my language as Latin. Years ago I visited your world, quite by accident. I came to a city named Rome…
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